make me choose » anonymous asked: susan mayer or bree van de kamp

to be honest, the only thing i don’t like about sex is the scrotum. i mean, obviously it has its practical applications, but i’m just not a fan.

bree van de kamp   greatest fictional character ever created   desperate housewives   


Amy Poehler   

30 rock   Liz Lemon   

                      There’s a billion people out there 
                          I imagine there’s only one of her
cristina yang   grey's anatomy   


tv shows are fictional but the pain is real


It’s pretty clear she loves you

Faking It   

i am in physical pain   sasha alexander   

I’m a happy person. My life is perfect. I’m married to an amazing woman, we’re raising an adorable little girl, I’m at the forefront of groundbreaking medical technology with robotic limbs, not to mention I’m a homeowner.

callie torres   grey's anatomy   

"you deserved so much better than this"
- me regarding every female character ever (via sanastark)

emma swan   once upon a time   regina mills is my queen   


the sex positivity movement should never forget asexuals, abstinent & celibate people

being comfortable with not being interested in sex is just as important as being comfortable with having sex

places this here and electric slides away   

Frozen and Once Upon a Time Parallels

once upon a time   frozen   I'M SO EXCITED   

Outlaw Queen - 3.22 There’s No Place Like Home
*uncontrollable sobbing*   regina mills is my queen   STOP DESTROYING HER HAPPINESS YOU PEASANTS   robin hood   

Rita Volk as Amy Raudenfeld in ‘We Shall Overcompensate’

amy raudenfeld   Faking It